So, I'm back.

So whilst i was away, fixing a hole in the time-space continuum, my TARDIS broke, got a bit stuck, ended up living out the whole 1st century, met Jesus, lovely guy, looked suspiciously like Dan Howell. Anyway, in real life, I've been really busy with my books and schedules and school work that I just...forgot. Completely, I didn't even remember having a blog.

So, sorry.

Anywayyyy. I would like to come back with a bang, so I hereby present to you a collab! No, I don't sing, but I may or may not be bringing a good friend of mine into the world of blogging (seeing as she doesn't know what this shit is, so yeah,)

Does anyone even read these? I'm pretty sure not.

Oh yeah, And I'll be posting here when I update my books, not that you peasants care.

The Lawyer and The youtuber: An AU in which Dan is a lawyer and not a youtuber, he graduated law school, never made a youtube account, never met Phil and never saved millions of lives. 

There's Dan, the lawyer with no excitement, there's Phil, the youtuber. Two very different worlds collide. (Danisnotonfire/AmazingPhil)

http://www.wattpad.com/story/3697714-the-lawyer-and-the-youtuber-a-phanfic

Happily Ever After: (Currently on hold): Cassie Chordal has never once understood herself; her eyes resemble somewhat of a demons with the pupils  vertical slits like a cats and glowing a green-flecked yellow. She's always had to wear contacts to cover them, giving her shining blue ones in replace. She has powers she can't comprehend; and there's something behind the look of disgust in her mothers eyes that makes her feel like an outcast. She's now going meet more of her kind, only it takes them more than just contacts to cover up their marks. The marks of a Warlock child.

http://www.wattpad.com/story/3161440-happily-ever-after-on-hold